MySpouse

Serving as a hybrid of Friendster and Livejournal, Myspace (Pronounced: Mee-Spah-Tszche) provides attention whores across the internets with twice the amount of tasteless self-promotion. Myspace also provides a haven for middle-class suburban emo teenagers to whine and moan about how their lives are so tough, many lulz can be found within this site.

Myspace is owned by Rupert Murdoch, owner of Fox News, and it's "mission statement" is to function as a "meat market" for registered sex offenders to search for secretly fat 16 year old girls and camwhores who take it in the ass*.